🧬 Fart Analysis Report · Specimen #4

The Final Chapter of Sulfurous Wrath

86
Overall Potency Score
~9.0s
Est. Duration
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📊 Attribute Breakdown
☠️ Stench 100/100
Biological Weapon Territory 💀
💨 Volume 79/100
Maximum Output 💨
🥁 Bass 68/100
Room-Shaking Thunderclap 🥁
⏱️ Duration 100/100
Outlasted the Meeting ⏳
🌫️ Linger 100/100
Call a Hazmat Team ☢️
🔥 Heat 44/100
Noticeably Warm
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🧪 Ingredient Chemistry

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Ingredient Primary Compound Science Note Stench Volume Bass Duration
Coffee, black (8 fl oz)
Beverages
Chlorogenic acids + gastrocolic reflex + caffeine sphincter relaxation
Coffee triggers the gastrocolic reflex via cholecystokinin and gastrin release. Chlorogenic acids alter gut bacterial populations, and caffeine relaxes the internal anal sphincter…
46 46 38 67
Bok Choy, raw (1 cup)
Cruciferous Vegetables
Glucosinolates (moderate) + soluble fiber
Bok choy has lower glucosinolate density than other brassicas but compensates with high water-soluble fiber, producing moderate sulfur gas with extended duration.
44 50 42 58
Bacon Strips, cooked (3 strips)
Meat & Protein
Saturated fat + sodium nitrate + smoking phenols
Bacon combines saturated fat (bile-acid stimulation), sodium nitrate (which shifts gut bacterial populations), and smoking phenols. The fat-nitrate-phenol interaction produces gas…
84 46 42 70
Pumpkin Pie (1 slice, 130g)
Sweets & Snacks
Fructan fiber + spice irritants + fat (delayed transit)
Pumpkin pie combines pumpkin's fructan fiber with spice allyl compounds (cloves, cinnamon, ginger), pastry fat, and sugar. Spice compounds irritate intestinal mucosa and accelerat…
38 54 46 64
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