🧬 Fart Analysis Report · Specimen #5

The Proclamation of Maximum Output

65
Overall Potency Score
~7.1s
Est. Duration
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📊 Attribute Breakdown
☠️ Stench 40/100
Mildly Unpleasant 😬
💨 Volume 100/100
Tuba-Like Projection 🎺
🥁 Bass 89/100
Seismic — Windows Rattle 🌋
⏱️ Duration 77/100
Extraordinary Duration
🌫️ Linger 43/100
Fades Within a Minute
🔥 Heat 7/100
Ambient Temperature 🌡️
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🧪 Ingredient Chemistry

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Ingredient Primary Compound Science Note Stench Volume Bass Duration
Blueberries, raw (1 cup)
Fruits
Fructooligosaccharides + anthocyanin polyphenols
Blueberries contain fructooligosaccharides and polyphenols that preferentially feed Bifidobacterium and Lactobacillus. Increased activity means increased gas output.
20 46 38 55
Watermelon, raw (2 cups cubed)
Fruits
Free fructose + mannitol (high water delivery)
Watermelon is extraordinarily high in free fructose and contains significant mannitol. The 91% water content rapidly delivers this payload to the colon.
10 92 76 58
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