🧬 Fart Analysis Report · Specimen #1

Code Brown That Cleared the Room

78
Overall Potency Score
~8.4s
Est. Duration
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📊 Attribute Breakdown
☠️ Stench 100/100
Biological Weapon Territory 💀
💨 Volume 60/100
Full Deployment 💨
🥁 Bass 50/100
Notable Resonance
⏱️ Duration 94/100
Outlasted the Meeting ⏳
🌫️ Linger 100/100
Call a Hazmat Team ☢️
🔥 Heat 54/100
Noticeably Warm
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🧪 Ingredient Chemistry

The science behind your unique combination — what each ingredient contributes to the overall profile.

Ingredient Primary Compound Science Note Stench Volume Bass Duration
Coffee, black (8 fl oz)
Beverages
Chlorogenic acids + gastrocolic reflex + caffeine sphincter relaxation
Coffee triggers the gastrocolic reflex via cholecystokinin and gastrin release. Chlorogenic acids alter gut bacterial populations, and caffeine relaxes the internal anal sphincter…
46 46 38 67
Hard-Boiled Egg (2 eggs)
Meat & Protein
Methionine + cysteine -> H2S + methanethiol (sulfur triple threat)
Eggs are rich in methionine, cysteine, and cystine - sulfur-containing amino acids that gut bacteria metabolise into hydrogen sulfide (H2S), methanethiol, and dimethyl sulfide.
90 40 35 70
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