🧬 Fart Analysis Report · Specimen #3

The Destroyer of Rotten Glory

82
Overall Potency Score
~9.0s
Est. Duration
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📊 Attribute Breakdown
☠️ Stench 100/100
Biological Weapon Territory 💀
💨 Volume 72/100
Maximum Output 💨
🥁 Bass 61/100
Notable Resonance
⏱️ Duration 100/100
Outlasted the Meeting ⏳
🌫️ Linger 100/100
Call a Hazmat Team ☢️
🔥 Heat 35/100
Slightly Warm
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🧪 Ingredient Chemistry

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Ingredient Primary Compound Science Note Stench Volume Bass Duration
Coffee, black (8 fl oz)
Beverages
Chlorogenic acids + gastrocolic reflex + caffeine sphincter relaxation
Coffee triggers the gastrocolic reflex via cholecystokinin and gastrin release. Chlorogenic acids alter gut bacterial populations, and caffeine relaxes the internal anal sphincter…
46 46 38 67
Bok Choy, raw (1 cup)
Cruciferous Vegetables
Glucosinolates (moderate) + soluble fiber
Bok choy has lower glucosinolate density than other brassicas but compensates with high water-soluble fiber, producing moderate sulfur gas with extended duration.
44 50 42 58
Bacon Strips, cooked (3 strips)
Meat & Protein
Saturated fat + sodium nitrate + smoking phenols
Bacon combines saturated fat (bile-acid stimulation), sodium nitrate (which shifts gut bacterial populations), and smoking phenols. The fat-nitrate-phenol interaction produces gas…
84 46 42 70
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